Who’s Got Real Love for New York?
I Love New York (1.15.07)
Jan 15, 2007 Deanna Couras Goodson
COMMENTARY:
Tiffany Pollard might be a complex woman, but I’m not so sure. She is a diva who likes drama, attention and thugs. She did say that Flav hurt her heart not once, but twice. I believe her. However, I wonder – is running a reality TV show to look for ‘love’ the way to get over a wounded heart?
WHO’S THERE FOR NEW YORK?
So far, I think Tango is there for New York. He’s a fine specimen and intelligent too. He’s not dramatical like Chance, although we didn’t hear much from him this week. Okay, now this is gonna sound crazy, but I think Chance is there for her too. Whiteboy – maybe? Bones – maybe? Real – perhaps? I also think Mr. Boston likes New York, but I’m not sure why yet.
THE MANGEANT:
Oh yes! New York decided that the way to show her who’s down for her it have the guys strip down to their swim trunks and shake their stuff for her in a mangeant. She even brought in three beauty queens to help her out. To the guys’ credit, none of them seemed to put the moves on the beauty queens.
The beauty queens helped with manscaping even though some of the dudes – yes, you Pootie – didn’t know what the word meant. They also gave advice on how to walk and present yourself. Personally, I wish VH-1 would’ve sprung for Miss Jay from Top Model. He’d have been a hoot in this environment.
The guys strutted their stuff. Mr. Boston wore a thong/speedo. It was gross. Oh man! Token didn’t take off his shirt, which upset New York. She, Chamo and her mama were ranking the men on a scale of one to ten.
In the end, Whiteboy won a one-on-one date with New York. 12 Pack got a picture of her with an autographed lace thong attached. (Now, I know what to give my hubby for Valentine’s Day. Nothing says I love you in a classier way than a skanky image and an even skankier pair of underwear. I sure do hope they were disinfected first.)
THE DRAMA:
Pootie tells New York that Trendz is giving out his demo to everyone. Trendz is a rapper. He tells the camera that he thought this would be a good opportunity for him…and he’d get to sleep with a hot chick.
Mr. Romance cries when New York doesn’t pick him in the mangeant. He also takes custody of her dog, Majesty, and gets very physical with the dog. I have never felt worse for a dog in my life. I think he may have violated her.
Then, Mr. Romance tells New York that 12 Pack has a girlfriend. 12 Pack denies this. New York is NOT sure who to believe.
THE DATE:
New York, 12 Pack, Whiteboy and Onix head to the pier for a fun outing. Whiteboy and New York get on the ferris wheel to be alone with a picnic lunch. Who eats while riding on a ferris wheel? Apparently New York…she was plowing through her food. At one point, she tells the cameras that Whiteboy told her he’d love her no matter how much she weighed.
Hehe!
ELIMINATIONS:
New York picks to stay Whiteboy first. She’s feeling him. She keeps Mr. Boston around for comic relief. He’s relieved and hints that he may wear the thong again. Yech! In the end, Token, Trendz and Mr. Romance are sent home.
COMING UP NEXT WEEK:
An ambulance takes away one of the boys. Pootie falls down a flight of stairs, or so it seems, after a breakdown of sorts. Omarosa guest stars…and Tango and Whiteboy get into it.
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