Poor Kevin Federline! He's losing his wife, possible custody of his children and an income that most people would kill over. Do we really feel bad for him? Read on.
The gossip world has been a-buzz with the news that Britney Spears is going to divorce her husband of a little over two years, Kevin "K-fed" Federline. People are positively giddy over the impending divorce. On "The View" yesterday, Rosie O'Donnell announced gleefully that Brit is divorcing K-fed and confetti was released into the audience. That's not nice, Rosie - although we can totally understand where you're coming from!
Details of the couple's pre-nup reveal that Brit's handlers are smarting than we gave them credit for. For example, K-fed doesn't get a penny of her cash. All the money she's made stays with her. Any gift given to either spouse that's worth over $10k reverts back to the giver. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for a period of time that corresponds to half the length of their marriage. So she'll be supporting K-fed for another year! Maybe he'll get a job by then, or start popo-zaoing for food!
Hehe!
In related news, Kevin has said that he will fight Brit for custody of their two kiddoes, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
Britney, who sported a short, blonde bob and her newly-svelte figure, earlier this week on David Letterman's late night-show, is planning a comeback.
