Vh-1's Flavor of Love

NOTE: Some sexual-related content due to the nature of the show. You've been forewarned!

I watch Vh-1's Flavor of Love. I watched it from the first episode of the first series. I feel bad for Flav. He really is looking for a new love. He wants a girl who's real. It's okay if she's skanky, but she's got to want to be with Flav for the right reasons.

That means she ain't no goldigger. She's not using him to further her entertainment career. She's got to be a gal who can make her own cash, cook fried chicken for the hip-hop legend AND be good with his multiple kids from multiple honeys.

She can be white, latina or african-american. Flav don't discriminate, but he does tend to like his gals on the bootylicious side.

On the first season, we had girls who fought. Girls who lied. Girls who spit at other girls. Oh yes - in one of the final episodes of the first season, Pumkin ('cuz the gals don't use their real names until they're booted off - and who could blame 'em?) who is currently in a relationship with a gal according to this source, spit in the face of New York.

Who does that kind of stuff?

Apparently, women who are loooking to hook up with the Public Enemy icon. Most of the girls on the first season were totally fake. Even the winner - Hoopz didn't stay too long with Flav. In fact, she said their relationship wasn't like that on the reunion special. Sure, could've fooled us - and Flav, girl!

Well, that announcement led Vh-1 to set up a second season of the series, which currently airs Sunday nights at 10 pm EST in their "Celebreality" portion of programming.

So far, on the second season, we've had more of the same AND - if it were possible - even more shocking and outrageous behavior from the gals. Somethin poohed on the floor in the first episode. Oh yes! You read that right. The girl couldn't hold it any longer and shat on the floor at the end of the elimination ceremony. Flav kept her nasty ass around for two more weeks, proving that he's quite a tolerant boyfriend.

Nibblz, who Flav keeps calling Nipples for obvious reasons, has to be blocked out in the aureola area all the time. The girl doesn't believe in a bra. However, she's also an admitted bisexual who seemed to have more than a flirtation going on with Toastee.

Toastee, for her part is an internet model and dominatrix. On this week's episode, she was called out by Nibblz after she told everyone that Nibblz jacked Flav off while they were all in bed together. (Guess you shouldn't call a girl a ho if you're one yourself!)

We've also seen girls go out on dates with Flav at classy establishments such as Kentucky Fried Chicken. Well, in Flav's defense, he did have the place closed down for him and his date, Krazy. And they ordered the large sized macaroni and cheese.

Then, there was the stripper pole in the middle of the limo the girls took to one of their challenges. It was nice to see that they could practice for their next gig.

We also have been privy to arguments and drama a-plenty. H-town got roughed up by Sapphire. Flav sent both girls home. H-town went to see a doctor and Sapphire had to go to see a psychiatrist. (hehe!). Last week, Payshintz, who prefers Asian boys because she grew up in Hong Kong and speaks fluent Chinese, was happy to go home "cuz she couldn't take it no more."

She didn't accept Flav's clock.

And we're not even one month into this season yet!

I hope Flav finds his true love this time 'cuz I'm not sure even I could take a third season of "Flavor of Love".

Could you?

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